Random snippets of conversation


Still no time to blog, the potential blog posts are mounting up… here’s what I heard today:

  • “I can actually feel myself getting turned on by this keyboard…”
  • “I was so proud. I nearly peed myself.”
  • “You touched my willy. You brushed it. You brushed across my penis.”
  • “I can just imagine him pulling does his top and being really homosexual…”
  • “Chris! Listen to this Essex song…”
  • “Did he stuff it in your mouth whilst he was raping you?”
  • “I love your arse!”
  • “The thing is, if he gets enough alcohol in him he WILL try to rape you…”

To Stag & Dagger or not to Stag & Dagger, that is the question…oncoming head pain…


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