Random snippets of conversation

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Busy Tuesday so here is a compendium of random snippets of conversation from yesterday and today…

  • “I’d like to be ice skating to this song…”
  • “Say you’re really excited about Tarantino. Have a big wank over it…”
  • “I think it’s the heat…” [response] “I think you are IN heat…”
  • “She can be your bitch.”
  • “Anna, when do you become a woman?”
  • “I wanted to say she was a nice chicken, but that sounded wrong.”
  • “I found myself, last night, watching “Danny Dyer’s Hardest Men’.”
  • “Do you want to touch me?”
  • “I’ll try not to call him Cockhead Steve.”
  • “It’s a mouses morgue.”
  • [said in a Bruno accent] “I am going to wear the jumpsuit made entirely out of velcro.”
  • [chuckles] “My dad was on Jeremy Kyle.” [in response] “My dad’s on Bargain Hunt next month.”
  • “Chris? Do you use a razor or a machine?”
  • “Anna, you like nuts.”

Haircut time!

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