Random snippets of conversation

Oops, forgot to post this last night, here it is…


Post-Paris Monday blues, stuff I heard today:

  • [on the subject of Megan Fox] “I can go up and smell her.”
  • “I’m not embarrassing myself. I’m quite happy.”
  • [also on the subject of Megan Fox] “She’s got a big old leg on show…”
  • “It’s not the size of your calculator, it’s the sums it can do.”
  • [profound statement of the day alert] “Do you reckon there will ever be a time where everyone in the world gets on?”
  • “We’ve got to work on your pulling technique. First things first; don’t be sick through your hands.”
  • “With a little bow around my cock. No, a BIG bow actually.”
  • “Is your mall open because I want to come inside your Gap?”
  • “I need a little tinkle. With my winkle.”
  • “I used to thoroughly enjoy Hollyoaks at uni.”

Back to The Strewnings I go…


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